i was in my room and my bed was unmade so i started screaming to lure my mom to come into my room and once she came in like freaking out i was just like “while you’re in here can you make my bed?” she got so pissed and ran into her room and locked the door

badcgijosh:

I actually just had trouble remembering my age and then I realized I’m 23 and the rest of this Blink-182 related joke sort of writes itself

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animorphz:

if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together

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